If you're mentally sick: you might like this movie. If you find the shower scene in Hitchcock's "Psycho" both sexy and romantic: you might like this movie. If you are excited by the emotional level of a door knob: you might like the lead actress -- but, of course door knobs are not mean and vindictive. -- Oh, I can go on and on. But, simple said, there is no beauty in The Piano, only ugliness.