I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil, and I Want to be Your Class President by Josh Leib

Josh Lieb is a producer on The Simpsons and The Daily Show, and is the author of I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President.  Given Lieb’s credentials, I am a Genius... could be funnier, but this is still a good book.  It is the story of Oliver Watson, a super genius.  While most of us have a few hazy memories of our first five years, Oliver remembers the sound and smells of his birth.  His second memory is of realizing that his soft, sloppy, simple mother will be terrified of his intelligence, while his self-absorbed, condescending father doesn't deserve to know he has produced a genius son.  Oliver decides then and there that he will pretend to be an idiot, while secretly organizing his business and criminal empire. 

By 12, Oliver is the third richest person in the world, but at school and home he acts like a simpleton who can barely tie his own shoes.  When the meanest girl in school nominates him for class president, he declines, but after listening to his father’s sanctimonious speech on the value of student government, he decides to run.  Oliver doesn’t want to be class president: he wants to get his father to notice him and to crush his father’s spirit.  What follows is a campaign like no other: Oliver will stop at nothing- not destabilizing nations, stealth missiles, manipulating the press or hiring a girlfriend for his opponent's dad- to be class president. 
 

Out of the Dust by Karen Hesse

 

Out of the Dust is a series of poems that tell the story of fourteen year old Billie Jo and her family living in Oklahoma in the mid-1930s, during the dust bowl.  Billie Jo’s dad is a wheat farmer who hasn’t had a decent crop in three years.  There is a drought and money and food are short.  Billie Jo is a pianist and makes some money on the side playing piano, but when an accident ruins her hands, and grasshoppers eat the rest of the wheat, her family is left with nothing.


This book is heartbreaking and beautiful.  While the desperation of the dust bowl is evident, the kindness and goodness of the characters is unmistakable.  Out of the Dust shows not only the physical hardship of the Great Depression, but also the emotional cost of the extreme poverty experienced by hardworking farmers and the hope and perseverance that characterizes Billie Jo’s family.  The series of poems suck you in and tell a story that is a fast paced read.  Billie Jo is a great character and her voice is authentic, both in terms of the story she tells and her perspective as a teenager living through a difficult time.  I highly recommend it, and so does our staff-- enough that it has been chosen as a One Book, One Community selection for Darien in 2010. 

One Book, One Community is a season-long series of events that encourages everyone in town to read the same book and come together to explore the themes.

Vote! The BEST most AWESOME book series EVER?

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Twilight Saga
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7% (1 vote)
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League of Legends
League of Legends

Check out this awesome online multiplayer PC game in the Teen Lounge.

"Become a powerful Summoner and call forth brave Champions - growing their power and abilities though battles across a unique and visually stylized world. Prepare to experience the best elements of session-based games combined with persistent elements of MMORPG's."

-League of Legends

Sign up for a FREE account here that you can use to login and also to download to play at home. This game is rated T for Teens.

 

Check out more information in the overview and view the awesome trailer below. Let us know your comments on the game!

The Cartoon History of the Modern World: Part II From the Bastille to Baghdad by Larry Gonick

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Cartoon History of the Modern World is part of a graphic history series that  ends with From the Bastille to Baghdad.  As the title suggests, it starts just before the French Revolution and ends with the War in Iraq.   It is both hilarious and sobering, and gives insight into how we got where we are today.

Far from being a dry textbook list of dates, The Cartoon History is a witty look at historical events around the world.  Gonick is good at giving an overview while still discussing how events are interrelated.  It’s a fun fast read with quirky drawings and informative text.  If you like graphic novels or history, you’re going to love it.

 

The image on the right is borrowed from Larry Gonick's website, and appears as page 24 in The Cartoon History of the Modern World Part II.

The Debs by Susan McBride

For the girls of Houston’s high society, nothing is more important than to secure an invitation to become a debutante.  A high school senior’s debut is her entry into the power elite of Houston’s society women: an old girls network that can be used for anything from attracting the right husband to ensuring support for a political or social cause.  Only ten girls debut each year, and for Laura Bell, it has meant a summer “fat camp” (her mom’s idea) trying unsuccessfully to whittle her size fourteen frame down from “debu-tank” to debutante.  Not that Laura cares about her size- she’s beautiful, confident, and attracts some of the hottest guys, much to the dismay of the queen of mean Jo Lynn Bidwell.  Jo Lynn is willing to go to any lengths to prevent Laura from becoming a deb, but with her two best friends to support her, Laura may be able to beat Jo Lynn at her own backstabbing game.


The Debs is a fast and amusing read.  Laura and the rest of the girls live in a luxurious world ruled on the surface by old-fashioned Southern morality, while privately risking their “good girl” status on wild parties and acts that could lead to blackmail and catfights.  If you like this, you will also like the sequel: The Debs: Love, Lies and Texas Dips.  
 

Teens Gaming Galore!

Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, Playstation 3
Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, Playstation 3

Hey Teens, did you know the Teen Lounge has not one, not two, but  all THREE (3) of the latest gaming consoles? That's right! We have a Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and Nintendo Wii. The following games are available for your gaming pleasure in the Teen Lounge.

Xbox 360:

  • Rock Band 2
  • Guitar Hero: World Tour
  • American Idol Encore
  • Soul Calibur IV
  • Kung Fu Panda
  • Indiana Jones
  • Guitar Hero Metallica
  • Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe
  • Burnout Paradise
  • DJ Hero
  • Scene it?

Nintendo Wii:

  • Wii Sports
  • Wii Fit
  • Mario Kart Wii
  • Super Smash Brothers Brawl
  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii

Playstation 3:

  • Tekken 6
  • Gran Turismo 5 Prologue
  • Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack In Time
  • Katamari Forever
  • Little Big Planet
  • Uncharted 2

Want to play something else? We have XBOX 360 games and Nintendo Wii games available for checkout, that you can also play on our consoles. So, which game have you played lately?

The Chosen One by Carol Lynch Williams

Kyra has lived her entire life as one of The Chosen Ones, a group of families living on a compound in the desert. 

She has three mothers, her father’s three wives, and twenty brothers and sisters, with two more on the way.   They are not allowed books, except the Bible, television, or contact with the outside world.  When the Prophet and his Apostles announce a visit to Kyra’s family, they are excited and hopeful that Kyra’s father has been chosen to join the Apostles.  The family is shocked to learn that the reason for the visit is that the Prophet has had a vision from God that thirteen year old Kyra is to become the seventh wife of one of the Apostles: her father’s sixty year old brother Hyrum.  Kyra immediately rejects the idea in her heart and mind, but the Prophet is the voice of God to her family, and disobedience is not tolerated.


The Chosen One is a great read.  Kyra is caught in an impossible situation, and works through every possible solution.  The Prophet and Apostles are terrifying, and Kyra’s family powerless.  As the book progresses, Kyra’s situation becomes more and more desperate, as she learns more about Uncle Hyrum, and as she realizes more about the nature of The Prophet and Apostles.  This book shows clearly how abuse, isolation and ignorance can be used to control people, and Kyra's thinking is fascinating as she realizes how far she will have to go to avoid marrying her uncle.               
 

The books of LOST

If you're like me, you are SO EXCITED for tonight's premier of Lost. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait.

There's lots of speculation about the little hints dropped by the writers of the show, and one thing people like to theorize about is the books that turn up. Here's a list of some of the books that have made appearances on Lost. Maybe if you read them, you'll be able to figure out where the island is?

The Museum of Mary Child by Cassandra Golds

 

Heloise does not know how old she is, or where she lived before she came to live with her godmother in the house beside the Museum of Mary Child.  All she knows is what her godmother tells her: that life is to be devoted to doing one’s duty and avoiding anything that could be A Waste of Time.  According to her godmother, love is the biggest waste of time of all, which is why Heloise’s earliest memory is of trying to touch her godmother’s face and having her fingers brushed away. Heloise has never been hugged, never been kissed, and has barely ever had a kind word spoken to her.  She is prohibited from playing with the nearby children, and she is not allowed to enter the forbidding Museum that makes her and her godmother’s livelihood.  The thing that Heloise longs for more than anything in the world is a doll: a plaything to share the few moments of idleness between chores and prayers.  A doll to love.


The Museum of Mary Child is horror and fantasy all rolled into one.  It starts off as the basic story of an ill-used orphan, but quickly twists and turns into something more.  It is a fairy tale, complete with a prince, a madwoman, a talking doll, magic and a society of talking birds bent on saving the day.  You will love it.     
 

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