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It's the Shamey Finger Edition

Greetings and welcome to the Shamey Finger Edition of _You Are What You Read_. Something happened this week that **I** feel I need to report to you all. While not especially pleasing it is such a rarity that it must be reported. There is an intact dead pigeon in the underpass. It has been there for 2 days now, lying in repose on collected filth of the sidewalk. While there are still bi ...

  • Last Updated 4 years ago
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It's the National Clown Week Edition

Greetings and welcome to the National Clown Week Edition of _You Are What You Read_, but first some housekeeping. The pigeon remained under the bridge until Tuesday. Where it is now, I have no idea and I am ok with that. Sadly my pleas for cleaning have not been heard and the sidewalk is still caked in filth, egg shells and dead bits. It is solidly maintaining its Charm Free Status. Consistency i ...

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It's the If You Build It They Will Come Edition

Greetings and welcome to the If You Build It They Will Come Edition of _You Are What You Read_. The eclipse may be ten days away but the madness is building. I think I was asked a total of 30 times this week if we are going to have eclipse glasses (answer is no), any idea where these glasses can be found (**_[Amazon](https://dar.to/2vpxmz9)_**, they’re evil, but they have them) and are we doi ...

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It's the You Cat Take It With You Edition

Greetings and welcome to the You Cat Take It With You Edition of You Are What You Read. Many of you have asked me how the **Underpass** is. I am here to tell you the word disgrace is still in play. Currently, in addition to the filth strewn sidewalk, we now have half a dead pigeon and a giant Hefty Bag of what I hope is just garden variety trash and not the leftovers from some mob hit. This ...

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It's the Tights Watch 2017 Edition

Greetings and welcome to the Tights Watch 2017 Edition. Well **People**, it’s after Labor Day, the acorns are dropping, apples are red on the branch, there’s a chill in the morning air and that can mean only one thing. Tights Watch 2017 is ON! For those new to this space, Tights Watch is our annual sporting event where wagers are placed on the last day we dare to sport the Bare Leg beca ...

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