Welcome to the Full Worm Moon edition of You Are What You Read! I consider this to be the ultimate irony and here’s why. The moon is thusly named because of the softening ground and the reappearance of earthworms. As we all now know, this is not the case and may never be the case ever again. We live on the Tundra and that is that. It is also known as the Sap moon because allegedly this is the time when the tree sap begins to flow. People, there is no sap on the Tundra. So let that notion go. I am sure that by now, you, like me are done and undone. I just can’t do another week like this one. Phil. Please. We are begging you. Undo the evil that you have wrought. The words of the SoNo Loft are “You are forgiven”. I have to believe that these words are in no way directed at Phil. In addition, kindly remember it is Spring Ahead weekend. This will go a long way to sweetening our moods I am sure. Check those batteries in the smoke detector! By the time you all get this, The Fitbit Challenge will be in its death throes and so will its participants. We tip our caps to our Friends at Fairfield; they are not only worthy opponents but just damn fine people! We are honored to be your colleagues in LibraryLand! Be sure you check the service desks next week to find out the outcome. It’s been a close one. This week we have some Poland, Germany, Macy’s, a whole lotta likker, and a labyrinth of lies!
The Playlist? Of course!
Let us begin!
Laura is here with something that she recently enjoyed. “Ida is a beautiful film about a young woman who was raised by nuns within the safe walls of a Catholic convent located in the countryside of Poland. Her family placed her in the convent soon after World War II when she was a child and it is the only life she has known. The story begins as Ida, now in her twenties, visits her one remaining relative before she takes her vows. When she meets her, Ida is told that she is Jewish. They then strike out to find her childhood home that was stolen away from her family by the Nazis. The black and white cinematography lends beautifully to the story, and complements the harrowing artistic undertone of the film. This is a worthy film to watch for the history alone.
Babs B has just started The Alphabet House by Jussi Adler-Olsen. How goes it Babs? “This is a psychological thriller set in WWII Germany that centers on two British pilots who have been shot down in enemy territory. They know they will be executed if captured, so with an enemy patrol in pursuit they manage to jump aboard a train reserved for Senior SS officers wounded on the Eastern Front. In a state of panic, they throw two dead patients off the train and take their places, hoping they can escape. But that is not to be as they end up in the Alphabet House, a mental hospital located far behind enemy lines where German doctors' experiment on their patients with shock treatments and experimental drugs. The pilots' only hope of survival is to fake insanity until the war ends but they find out they are not the only patients using this ploy. I just started this book last night and hated to put it down!”
Barbara M loves the demented world of David Sedaris. “In December NPR rebroadcast their yearly piece of David Sedaris reading his essay The Santaland Diaries about his experience working as an elf named Crumpet for Macy’s Department Store. It is in the Audio book Holidays on Ice and is laugh-out-loud hilarious. In one incident, he recounts how one day ‘a woman was standing at one of the cash registers paying for her pictures while her son lies beneath her, kicking and heaving, having a tantrum. The woman said, Riley, if you don't start behaving yourself, Santa's not going to bring you any of those toys you asked for. The child said, he is too going to bring me toys, Liar. He already told me. The woman grabbed my arm, and said you there, Elf, tell Riley here that if he doesn't start behaving immediately, then Santa's going to change his mind and bring him coal for Christmas. I said that Santa changed his policy and no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad, he comes to your house and steals things. I told Riley that if he didn't behave himself, Santa was going to take away his TV and all his electrical appliances and leave him in the dark. The woman got a worried look on her face and said, all right, that's enough. I said, he's going to take your car and your furniture and all of your towels and blankets and leave you with nothing. The mother said, no, that's enough really.’ Although I had read this essay and many others hearing Sedaris read them with his deadpan delivery adds a whole other dimension. For these cold, cold days I’ve decided that funny is the way to go while driving and am now listening to When You Are Engulfed in Flames. I just worry about laughing too much to concentrate on driving. “
Sweet Ann is back to doing two things at once which I find oddly reassuring. “The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins is a fun thriller. And in the beginning, you can relate to the main character Rachel's obsession of watching people from her daily train commute. However, you quickly realize that Rachel has a drinking problem and is completely obsessed with her ex-husband and his new wife and their baby. There are quite a number of conflicts between Tom, Rachel's ex-husband, and Anna his new wife as Rachel cannot let go of her new lonely existence. There are lies and deceptions throughout this novel as well as a missing woman who lives on the same street as Tom and Anna. This is a novel that you should read with suspended belief and just jump aboard the commuter train and see where it will take you. I am also listening to There was a Little Girl: The Real Story of My Mother and Me by Brooke Shields. This audio book is read by Brooke Shields as she tells about being raised by her mother, Teri, an alcoholic. Her mother tried her best but often her drinking would get in the way of her parenting, whether it was setting bedtimes or routines, or orchestrating Brooke's career. It was an interesting story especially because I remember The Blue Lagoon, the Calvin Klein ads and I did in fact see Brooke on Broadway when she performed in Cabaret. I think Brooke recognized that her mother had flaws and has spent a lifetime coming to terms with her upbringing. This was an enjoyable audio book.”
The Ever Delightful Pat S is here with something I have been dying to get my hands on. “Black Diamonds is a must read for all the Downton fans who have just finished season five. Catherine Bailey is back with the tale of a crumbling aristocratic dynasty during the twentieth century, the Earls of Fitzwilliam. With a fortune based in the Sheffield coal industry, the sixth Earl of Fitzwilliam left the second largest inheritance to his heir upon his death in 1902, somewhere in the neighborhood of three billion dollars in today’s money. He also left what remains the largest private home in England, with 365 rooms, one for every day of the year. Yet all of this was about to change. The new century would see the collapse of the Yorkshire coal industry, (which is meticulously detailed here) after the most horrific human rights abuses. Oddly enough, the Fitzwilliams were among the best of the land owners, always implementing the newest safety measures in the mines and making genuine strides in quality of life issues in the lives of the miners. But for all the 'nobility' inferred in the Fitzwilliam title of Earl, the lives of the family were a labyrinth of lies, falsehoods and complicated cover-ups! Illegitimacy, alcoholism, chronic philandering, gambling-it's all here, in vivid detail! This will get even the most stalwart fan through the post season letdown!
Here’s DJ Jazzy Patty McC as always with some final thoughts about life. What’s good Pats? “I’ve had a Phil update from my weather paranoid friend. The latest email from the band of rogue rodents states that even they are tired of the weather they’ve inflicted on us so they’re migrating to warmer climes while they let the rest of us suffer this unending winter. Since the airlines are no longer letting them board (they’ve got a beef about that too) they’ve taken to hopping free rides on birds.
Phil was the last of the rodents to be allowed to board a plane so he hopped down under to enjoy the last days of summer. He’s warming his fur and is moving on from his Valentine breakup with Eula. He said he’s impersonating one of his friends who has been helping him heal his wounded heart. He’s taking selfies with folks all over Australia under the guise of being a quokka. Apparently he’s been listening to a LOT of Chet Baker, Stan Getz and Joao Gilberto and I just can’t hate on anyone, rodent or otherwise who has this music in their wheelhouse. So if we’re going to be stuck indoors let’s listen to some great jazz and hope that Phil remembers to set his clock forward.